Santa Claus is such a cool guy. He lives a dream life. He gets to play with toys and elves all year long, he eats as much candy as he wants, everyone loves him and he’s got a kickin’ flying sleigh (accompanied by eight reindeer) that any true geek would love to take a ride in. I can only imagine the bells, whistles and magical gadgets and buttons that thing sports.
Oh, and on top of all that, he’s married to Mrs. Claus who is like the perfect wife. She is always so loving and caring, making sure all his needs are met. She has a soft beautiful voice, and she is always joyful and happy.
However, there is one thing I don’t like about how Mrs. Claus is portrayed. Last night, my son and I watched another Christmas movie (we watch a bunch of them this time of year). In all the ones I’ve seen with Mrs. Claus, they always make her look so frumpy and disheveled. Is that just tradition? In my Christmas fantasies, Mrs. Claus is as perfect on the outside as she is on the inside. She is a hottie who loves her man!
I went on the Internet to see what I could find that would fit my mental image of who Mrs. Claus really is. What do you know… I found these pictures on Top Cultured. This is the Mrs. Claus I imagine, and she has style! That’s what I’m talkin’ about baby! Just for fun, I included the original “Santa Baby” below.
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