Out of all the cupcakes I’ve written about before, these have got to be the most bizarre freak of nature cupcakes ever. I’d like to think I know a thing or two about cupcakes, but I’ve never seen anything like this before. Someone’s been smoking something again cuz this just ain’t right. I mean, a cupcake that looks like a sausage which you can throw on the grill? My mind is about to explode, and it’s all your fault.
When foodies used to make creative cupcakes, they would put unusual ingredients in or on them (like beer or chicken wings) then things evolved to cupcakes with designs inside them, but now…. Oh yeah, now things have gone waaaaay over the edge of cupcake sanity.
Now foodies are making cupcakes that look like other things, and it’s freaking me out. Please people… stop! You are messing with my brain. Now I’m nervous to go to a restaurant and order a steak since you never know, it could end up being a cupcake. I wonder if in the future when the world runs out of food if we’ll all eat cupcakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Hmm…
Since these look exactly like bratwurst, they are called… wait for it… cupcakewurst. It’s cupcake batter inside a sausage casing, all ready to be grilled. See that sausage on a bun with ketchup? That’s really a cupcake on a Long John doughnut with raspberry topping on it. Opps, did I just make you gag? *evil grin*
If you want to see more cupcakes that look like abominations in the cupcake world, check out this cupcake that looks like a cup of hot chocolate, these cupcakes that look like teeth (yup, the anatomy on these badboys is real), these cupcakes that look like a pepperoni pizza and these cupcakes that look like high heel shoes.
You cupcake sausages should be ashamed of yourself, really. These were conceived by the diabolical minds over at Cupcake Project. You can click over there to learn how to make your own.