It’s about noon, and I am starting to get a little hungry. Today is a particular stressful day, and it’s exactly days like these that I could totally go for fast food. A hamburger or a hot dog sounds about as cool as it possibly could right now. That is not exactly a good diet though, so I think I’ll stick to my tea until I am done here. If only there was a way to cook up some awesomesauce at home without it taking too much time and a whole lot of attention. Let me see what I can find. I could totally go for a vintage toaster for hot dogs right now. You might wonder what the heck I am talking about, and I think you will be as excited as I am when you check this badboy out.
I am talking about the HDT-600RETRORED. Uhm, wait! That was the product identification tag. What I am really talking about is the vintage toaster for hot dogs that will totally fit perfectly in my kitchen. All you really have to do is slip a couple of hot dogs and buns into it and press the button. When they are done, they will pop up like regular toast and deliver some nice flavor and time optimization into your busy day.
On second thought, I don’t know if I would ever dare get one of these. I would probably use it all the time, which as we all know, would not be such a good thing. It doesn’t matter how cool this vintage toaster is, it is just too badass for my own good. Well, if you dare to get one of these vintage toasters, you can get one over at Amazon for the geeky price of $19.00. Wow, that is actually a GREAT price for such a geeky gadget. It would make a perfect present too! I might get a couple and give them for Christmas. When kitchen machines go this badass, we know geeks are in deep trouble.