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SOCIAL MEDIA | 2 Years Ago By Diana Adams

The Bachelor’s Recipe For Social Media Success

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I don’t think of social media as a place where people go to find true love. To me, social media is a place to meet friends and network, and I just don’t see it as a place full of warm and fuzzy romance. Obviously I’m wrong though because more and more people are meeting their lifelong partners on Facebook, Twitter and the other social media sites that we visit every day. I can think of four long-term relationships (and even one marriage) amongst the circle of friends that I know which all started in social media. So if you are a single guy trying to fit love, social media and a nice dinner into each day, what exactly is the recipe for social media success when it comes to finding a little romance?

I don’t really know the answer to that question, but if you are looking for a social media case study to endeavor into, this would be a good one. Author Dustin DeTorres from the blog of the same name knows the answer though. He recently published an article called The Bachelor’s Recipe For Social Media, and it was such a good one that I just had to share it with you here.

According to Dustin, his recipe for social media success is full of international flavor. It’s wonderful to serve at birthdays or even when you’re sitting alone in a coffee shop. It’s especially good at non-social gatherings. If you are a bachelor looking for social media success, you might want to give this recipe a try. Don’t forget to measure your ingredients carefully and to wear an apron.

Bachelor’s Recipe For Social Media Success



Ingredients:

(serving size 1)

2000 Packets of Ramen
3 Online Dating Sites
67 hours of stalking ex girlfriends
10000 hours of “liking” stupid posts
1 Dash of Pinterest
1 Dash of Facebook
3/4 teaspoon LinkedIn
1 tablespoon parsley
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 teaspoon of remorse
10000 hours of teaching others how to do social media right

Preparation method:

Prep: 30 yrs Cook: Indefinitely

1. Preheat oven to 4000 degrees F

2. Combine first the remorse, “likes”, stalking, online dating sites and ramen into a large bowl. Mix well, call your mom then discard.

3. Place LinkedIn, Pinterest and Facebook into 8 inch square pan. Let stand for 3-4 years.

4. Combine the parsley and chopped onion. Spread over the social media mixture.

5. Bake in the preheated oven for 17 years. Let stand for eternity before serving.

This social media success dish is better paired with your choice of SEO, a Heineken or Inbound Marketing. Enjoy!

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Via: [Social Media Today] Image Credits: [Bon Appetit] [Health Me Up]

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