Discover The World Around You Discover The World Around You
Rebel Shop Geek Store

Subscribe

How To Feel Inspired Even If You Have A Boring Job [Chart]
How To Feel Inspired Even If You Have A Boring Job [Chart]
Bit Rebels Twitter Profile Promotion
MOST RECENT RETWEETERS
Retweet Match Help Button
 
Default Retweeter Profile Image
Tweet Article To Promote Yourself Here
 Default Retweeter Profile Image
Tweet Article To Promote Yourself Here
 Default Retweeter Profile Image
Tweet Article To Promote Yourself Here
 
 
 
Previous Article
Check Out More Of Our Geekery
Next Article
LIFESTYLE | 1 Year Ago By Diana Adams
Be The First To Comment
share
Pin It

How To: Traumatize Kids About How Babies Are Born

Birthing Dolls That Give Birth

Warning: If you have small children looking at this website with you, now would be a good time to click that back button. Your kiddies could very well be permanently scarred if they see this. Hell, I’m not even a kid, and I feel a little traumatized right now.

These are birthing dolls. They are dolls that give birth (a couple of them breastfeed too). Some twisted soul somewhere decided this might be a good way to teach children about how babies are born. I’m thinking they might be more effective in teaching high school boys the importance of safe sex. I showed these pictures to my 10-year-old son, and with his jaw dropped, all he could say was, “I’m so glad I’m not a girl.”

If they really want to make this an accurate birthing scenario, they should put the look of bloody hell on the mother’s face (along with a pull string on her back to provide screaming noises), and they should remove the pretty bows from some of the babies’ heads. Last I checked, they don’t come out with their hair fixed. Oh, and one last thing, where is the C-section birth?

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

The mouth snap is so this baby can be snapped onto the mommy doll’s boob for breastfeeding.
Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Via: [Nuclear Toast] [Pregnant Chicken] [Lil Sugar] [Babble]


You Might Also Like...
Bit Rebels
Harry Potter: Every Chapter Ever Written Illustrated In One Image
Harry Potter: Every Chapter Ever Written Illustrated In One Image
SHARES
237
Smile…How To Be Happy At Work [Infographic]
Smile…How To Be Happy At Work [Infographic]
SHARES
238
Edgerank Algorithm Will Help You Trend On Facebook [Infographic]
Edgerank Algorithm Will Help You Trend On Facebook [Infographic]
SHARES
212
Give Your MacBook Pro Some Personality With Wood Keyboard Keys
Give Your MacBook Pro Some Personality With Wood Keyboard Keys
SHARES
248
Millennium Falcon Skirt Is All About The Ultimate Fandom
Millennium Falcon Skirt Is All About The Ultimate Fandom
SHARES
84
 
 
Author Avatar Image Representation

Author: Diana Adams


As the editor and global advertising director for Bit Rebels, Diana spends her days fine-tuning the content for Bit Rebels and working with established companies, startups, app developers and Internet entrepreneurs who want to be associated with the Bit Rebels brand. Diana started with Bit Rebels in July of 2009, three weeks after the site launched. She brought fifteen years of Information Technology experience and a love of everything considered geek with her, and she enjoys the journey each day as the site continues to reach more people and progress at a very fast pace. You can usually find Diana working in the Bit Rebels office located in Atlanta or sitting in the corner of a downtown Starbucks somewhere with her MacBook, iPad, iPhone and a Grande Caramel Macchiato. You can reach Diana at diana@bitrebels.com.

Leave A Comment