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LIFESTYLE | 2 Years Ago By Diana Adams
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How To: Traumatize Kids About How Babies Are Born

Birthing Dolls That Give Birth

Warning: If you have small children looking at this website with you, now would be a good time to click that back button. Your kiddies could very well be permanently scarred if they see this. Hell, I’m not even a kid, and I feel a little traumatized right now.

These are birthing dolls. They are dolls that give birth (a couple of them breastfeed too). Some twisted soul somewhere decided this might be a good way to teach children about how babies are born. I’m thinking they might be more effective in teaching high school boys the importance of safe sex. I showed these pictures to my 10-year-old son, and with his jaw dropped, all he could say was, “I’m so glad I’m not a girl.

If they really want to make this an accurate birthing scenario, they should put the look of bloody hell on the mother’s face (along with a pull string on her back to provide screaming noises), and they should remove the pretty bows from some of the babies’ heads. Last I checked, they don’t come out with their hair fixed. Oh, and one last thing, where is the C-section birth?

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

The mouth snap is so this baby can be snapped onto the mommy doll’s boob for breastfeeding.
Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Dolls That Give Birth

Via: [Nuclear Toast] [Pregnant Chicken] [Lil Sugar] [Babble]

 
 
 
 
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Author: Diana Adams


Diana has a passion for blogging and has written over 4,000 articles on Bit Rebels. In addition to being a writer, she is a seasoned editor who also loves to sell online advertising in creative ways. You can usually find Diana working in her home office in Atlanta or sitting in the corner of a downtown Starbucks somewhere with her mobile devices in one hand and a Grande Caramel Macchiato in the other. She loves Star Wars, hot chicken wings, and nice people. You can reach Diana at adamsconsulting3@gmail.com

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