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How To: Play Hooky From Work Without Getting Caught

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Have you ever called into work and said you were sick when you really weren’t just so you could take the day off? C’mon, it’s okay, you can admit it, you’re among friends here. Everyone has done it, right? Well, actually only about 30% of Americans have. That’s interesting because almost everyone I know has done that at least once, so maybe I just hang with the daring people.

Since I work for myself now, playing hooky from work only means a hellacious day of catch-up the following day. It’s much better to just push through whatever I’m dealing with and get my work done. However, back in the day… I did my share of calling in sick when I really just wanted to do something else. #dontjudgeme

So, take it from me, a person with experience, it’s definitely an art form. Yumi, from WonderHowTo, created this handy little chart that will teach you how to do it right, and I have to give her props because she included all the important things on here. For example, if you don’t want to raise suspicion, it’s important not to do it on a Monday or Friday. Also, as with telling any lie, it’s important not to embellish too much or you might trip yourself up. And most importantly, don’t go posting pictures of your day at the beach on Facebook. Duh!

I know kids, I’m teaching you a really bad thing here. With this knowledge comes great responsibility. Use it wisely.

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As the editor and global advertising director for Bit Rebels, Diana spends her days fine-tuning the content for Bit Rebels and working with established companies, startups, app developers and Internet entrepreneurs who want to be associated with the Bit Rebels brand. Diana started with Bit Rebels in July of 2009, three weeks after the site launched. She brought fifteen years of Information Technology experience and a love of everything considered geek with her, and she enjoys the journey each day as the site continues to reach more people and progress at a very fast pace. You can usually find Diana working in the Bit Rebels office located in Atlanta or sitting in the corner of a downtown Starbucks somewhere with her MacBook, iPad, iPhone and a Grande Caramel Macchiato. You can reach Diana at diana@bitrebels.com.

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