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LIFESTYLE | 3 Years Ago By Diana Adams

20 Crazy Ways To Die If You Are Unlucky (Or Stupid)

Unlucky Ways To Die

Have you ever wondered how you will die? I have. Human life is really fragile, and we should be thankful for every day we wake up to see the sunshine. I suppose if I had a choice, I would want to die in my sleep. That seems like the most peaceful way to go.

When I saw these pictures, I couldn’t resist sharing them with you. I bet people who die from a vending machine, a roller coaster, falling out of bed or shopping on Black Friday never saw it coming. You gotta think that people who text and drive know better though. I mean, I can understand being surprised to die from attending a football game, but we all know how dangerous texting and driving is.

I know someone is thinking about leaving a comment asking me to provide a source for these statistics, so let me just say right now that I can’t verify that any of these stats are true. I found them on Daily Dawdle, and there is no source or more information listed. Pfft… Figures. Oh well, even if I can’t verify them, I still wouldn’t take a chance and eat a hot dog or mess around with some icicles this winter. #justsayin



Texting Kills People Every Year

Falling Out Of Bed Kills

Black Friday Shopping Kills People

Bathtubs Kill People Every Year

Icicles Kill People In Russia

Vending Machines Kill People

Ants Kill People Every Year

High School Football Kills People

Jellyfish Kill People Every Year

Autoerotic Choking Causes Death

Volcano Kills People Every Year

Dogs Kill People Every Year

Lightning Kills People Every Year

Deer Kill People Every Year

Roller Coasters Kill People

Obesity Kills People Every Year

Tornadoes Kill People Every Year

Hippos Kill People Every Year

Hot Dogs Kill People

Sharks Kill People Every Year

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Author: Diana Adams

Diana has a passion for blogging and has written over 4,000 blog posts. You can usually find Diana working in her home office in Atlanta or sitting in the corner of a downtown Starbucks somewhere with her mobile devices in one hand and a Grande Caramel Macchiato in the other. She loves Star Wars, hot chicken wings, and nice people.

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1337h4x0r

April 25th, 2013

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