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Zombiefied Undead Stuffed Bears That Will Keep You Awake At Night

3 Years Ago By Diana Adams

If you want to completely ruin someone’s childhood memories with their favorite stuffed bears, all you have to do is send them to this guy who will maim them to death, and they will become casualties of a zombie attack. Richard wrote about some zombiefied stuffed bears a few months back, but this takes the whole undead teddy bear theme to a whole new level.

Phillip Blackman of Undead Teds writes, “Send me your childhood toy, and I will turn it into a shambling horror from your fever-soaked nightmares. Open wounds, exposed bone and gore, each zombie is unique and special. You can either choose your wounds or let me decide what trauma your toy has suffered.” Just like with a real zombie bite, the damage done to your stuffed bears will be irreversible.

He charges about $50 – $55 per bear, and that’s for one large wound, two medium wounds or three small wounds. If you want more than that, it will cost more (yes, he charges by the amount of gore). You don’t have to choose just stuffed bears for this, he will also maim special dolls or other childhood toys and stuffed animals.

My question is, what would you do with your stuffed bears once you received them back all mangled and tortured? I mean, you wouldn’t still sleep with them, right? Who could sleep with that thing in the bed? Nah, I guess at that point you’d have to just sit them on a shelf until Halloween. Then you could show them to all the kids who come to your house for candy and give them some real lingering nightmares. I have to admit though, the pink one with the little exposed broken bone arm is kinda cute.

Zombiefied Undead Stuffed Bears

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Via: [Geekologie] [Obvious Winner]

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