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The Most Creative (or Stupidest) Resume Ever

Very Impressive Ridiculous Job Resume

I know how stressful it is to put together a resume. As a matter of fact, that is one of the reasons I’ve been self-employed for over a decade. Screw that resume BS. It’s all such a bunch of crap. I guess I’m telling you how I really feel today. Seriously, I know from being in the position of looking at resumes to hire people that most of the time when it comes to a decent job, it’s all about who you know.

In the rare instances when someone in the Human Resources department actually looks at the random resumes that come in for a job, they glance at each one for a matter of seconds. Trust me, the misplaced semi-colon that you’ve been stressing about in the employment history section of your resume doesn’t even make the radar.

I remember the first real job (a.k.a. “not in a bar”) that I ever had was one where I had to know all kinds of software programs that I had never heard of before. I desperately needed the job, so I did what any self-respecting potential employee would do. I lied in the interview, and I got hired. I had that job for several years while I attended University. Thank goodness I knew people who could teach me what I needed to know quickly.

According to this post on reddit, some guy actually dropped off this resume below at a restaurant in hopes of getting hired. Hmm… It appears he emits a pleasant aroma and has cat-like reflexes. That’s good enough for me. I say hire him! Somebody… please. Dude, just don’t disappoint everyone and call in sick on Saturday night, okay?

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Author: Diana Adams


As the editor and global advertising director for Bit Rebels, Diana spends her days fine-tuning the content for Bit Rebels and working with established companies, startups, app developers and Internet entrepreneurs who want to be associated with the Bit Rebels brand. Diana started with Bit Rebels in July of 2009, three weeks after the site launched. She brought fifteen years of Information Technology experience and a love of everything considered geek with her, and she enjoys the journey each day as the site continues to reach more people and progress at a very fast pace. You can usually find Diana working in the Bit Rebels office located in Atlanta or sitting in the corner of a downtown Starbucks somewhere with her MacBook, iPad, iPhone and a Grande Caramel Macchiato. You can reach Diana at diana@bitrebels.com.

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