I don’t know, but some of you females might have at some point gone swimming in predator infested waters and worried about the chance that you might get nibbled on. It’s highly unlikely that it would happen, but there is always a chance, right? I wouldn’t worry about it too much now that this chain-mail bikini is available to all you female swimmers out there. Yup, it’s actually a quite robust and strong chain-mail bikini that will keep anything from harming you in any way. The developers have made it clear that the rings in this chain-mail bikini are stretchy and will cup around your curves perfectly.
They also go on to say that the closely attached rings will make sure there are no transparent areas that might end up creating an awkward moment on the beach. I have no idea how much these things might weigh, but the saw-cut aluminum and the latex-free EPDM rubber should assure a quite lightweight chain-mail bikini. Don’t expect there to be a bottom accompanying this when you buy it however, as that is not included.
Utopia Armory, one of the geekiest Etsy sellers on the planet, makes these available for $175 which will totally make you feel like a one of kind warrior on the beach. I don’t know, but there is something about this medieval chain-mail bikini that makes me think they will become quite popular soon. After all, how many geek girls have you seen sporting one of these on the beach? Surely this kind of beach wear is going to be both a fashion statement as well as a safety feature in case you find yourself in waters infested with curious fish and predators. This chain-mail bikini comes in several different colors and sizes. And, if you’re wondering, wearing this chain-mail bikini is perfectly street legal, and you will not have to worry about flashing unsuspecting bystanders. Is the chain-mail bikini the next big thing in beach wear? I guess you female beach roamers will have to decide that.