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Chain-Mail Bikini Will Protect Your Bosom From Piranhas

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I don’t know, but some of you females might have at some point gone swimming in predator infested waters and worried about the chance that you might get nibbled on. It’s highly unlikely that it would happen, but there is always a chance, right? I wouldn’t worry about it too much now that this chain-mail bikini is available to all you female swimmers out there. Yup, it’s actually a quite robust and strong chain-mail bikini that will keep anything from harming you in any way. The developers have made it clear that the rings in this chain-mail bikini are stretchy and will cup around your curves perfectly.

They also go on to say that the closely attached rings will make sure there are no transparent areas that might end up creating an awkward moment on the beach. I have no idea how much these things might weigh, but the saw-cut aluminum and the latex-free EPDM rubber should assure a quite lightweight chain-mail bikini. Don’t expect there to be a bottom accompanying this when you buy it however, as that is not included.

Utopia Armory, one of the geekiest Etsy sellers on the planet, makes these available for $175 which will totally make you feel like a one of kind warrior on the beach. I don’t know, but there is something about this medieval chain-mail bikini that makes me think they will become quite popular soon. After all, how many geek girls have you seen sporting one of these on the beach? Surely this kind of beach wear is going to be both a fashion statement as well as a safety feature in case you find yourself in waters infested with curious fish and predators. This chain-mail bikini comes in several different colors and sizes. And, if you’re wondering, wearing this chain-mail bikini is perfectly street legal, and you will not have to worry about flashing unsuspecting bystanders. Is the chain-mail bikini the next big thing in beach wear? I guess you female beach roamers will have to decide that.

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Richard Darell is the founder and CEO of Bit Rebels, a multifaceted online news outlet that reports daily on the latest developments in technology, social media, design and everything geek. Today this media entity welcomes more than 2.5 million unique visitors per month and is considered the go to place for people in constant motion. As an Internet entrepreneur, he is dedicated to constantly trying to develop new ways to bring content faster and closer to the end user in a more streamlined way. His excitement for statistics has allowed him to further develop systems that continuously produce accurate and fast-paced analytics to better optimize the approach by which Bit Rebels presents news and content. His graphic design background has proven to be an important tool when designing new systems and features for Bit Rebels since the development of solid and stable code depends entirely on their structure and implemented procedures. Richard currently resides in Stockholm, Sweden and directs the Bit Rebels offices in both Stockholm and Atlanta. You can reach Richard at richard@bitrebels.com

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