If you were to take all the geeky shoes, hats, pants, dresses and accessories for men and women that we’ve written about on Bit Rebels over the years and compiled them all into one closet, you’d have the most rockin wardrobe on the planet. I was thinking about that today. I’m having one of those days when I’m completely bored with all my clothes, and I can’t find anything in my closet that speaks to me. I wish I could teleport everything from this website into my closet, and then I’d be golden.
This dress would have to be included in the collection. It’s a gumball machine mini-dress, and like the name says, it looks like a big gumball machine on the front. The little colored gumballs are sewn to the bottom of the dress and are also loosely placed inside the gumball machine in the dress itself. There is only one bummer part about this dress… the gumballs aren’t edible.
They are colored neon gumball beads. I assume they are made out of plastic or something. It’s still a very fun dress, but it would be soooo much better if those were real gumballs. Better yet, make the gumball machine so it works too. Then people could put a dime in your dress and get a gumball dispensed to them. Yeah, I’m getting a little carried away with this one… You can pick up one of these dresses in the coyotepeyote Etsy shop.