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See-Saw Dinner Table: The Fastest Way To Teach Table Manners

See Saw Table Manners Dinner

What? Nobody in your house eats dinner together? If you’re like me, you don’t even have a dinner table. Who needs a dinner table when you’ve got a hot pink beanbag and a ’70s style shag carpet rug to sit on? Yeah, you can come over for dinner. Just grab a paper plate. We don’t wash dishes either. It’s Chinet all the way baby. Eating dinner at my house is a whole experience in itself, but enough about that.

It might be worth it to get one of these tables just to see the look on someone’s face when they take an ass-plant if someone else leaves the table. That’s right. I’ll show you what happens to naughty boys who don’t ask for permission to leave the table. I can see how this would teach someone some table manners. It’s a shame it’s a table for two though. Imagine if this sucker could seat ten people. It would be chaos all through dinner.

To make this table complete, we just need an electrical charge added so if someone puts their elbows on the table, they get zapped. The most annoying thing is when people chew with their mouths open. Maybe the designer, Marleen Jansen, could add a secret hand that comes around and slaps the person’s face when he does that. Oh yeah, I have all kinds of ideas for this. It would be a torture table by the time I’m done with it.

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Author: Diana Adams


As the editor and global advertising director for Bit Rebels, Diana spends her days fine-tuning the content for Bit Rebels and working with established companies, startups, app developers and Internet entrepreneurs who want to be associated with the Bit Rebels brand. Diana started with Bit Rebels in July of 2009, three weeks after the site launched. She brought fifteen years of Information Technology experience and a love of everything considered geek with her, and she enjoys the journey each day as the site continues to reach more people and progress at a very fast pace. You can usually find Diana working in the Bit Rebels office located in Atlanta or sitting in the corner of a downtown Starbucks somewhere with her MacBook, iPad, iPhone and a Grande Caramel Macchiato. You can reach Diana at diana@bitrebels.com

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