OMG, I’m so glad it’s only 7:30 in the morning as I’m writing this so I can get the images of these dolls out of my head before I go to sleep tonight. This is the kinda stuff nightmares are made out of. This is exactly what the monsters under my bed looked like when I was five.
I honestly never thought I’d see dolls creepier than the birthing dolls I wrote about last month. I mean, what could be worse than a doll that comes complete with an umbilical cord, a little head popping out and blood? As it turns out, there is something creepier than that, and it’s a Harry Potter doll.
Yep, there is no question that these demon babies are completely f-ed up. They are like newborn creatures that will crawl out their cribs and stab you to death in the night. I’ve written many times before that I’ve never read a Harry Potter book or seen a Harry Potter movie. I was actually considering it since this is the last time I will be able to see it in the theater, but these dolls aren’t making that deal any sweeter. Tracy Ann Lister created these, and if you want to punish your kids, you can go to her eBay page and buy one. You can learn more about Tracy on Artful Babies. #enuffsaid