Fashion: The Men’s Underwear That Has A Built In Willy

According to the Urban Dictionary, the term “willy” is used in polite conversation instead of the term “penis.” So, yes, to translate the title, this article is about men’s underwear with a built in penis, or penis enlarger to be more exact. I know what you are thinking, “Are you f-ing kidding me?” The answer is no. This underwear, in all its glory, is totally a real product.

Since I’m not a guy, I can’t really understand the pressure a guy goes through when choosing a new pair of pants. From what I’ve read, comfort, color and style all come second to a very powerful first… how their mini-me looks in them.

Well, guys, you no longer have to wonder how your special friend looks in a pair of jeans if you just pick up a couple pairs of this underwear that come with a built in penis. That’s right, no more stuffing toilet paper in your pants, oh wait, that was me, stuffing toilet paper in my bra, in the 9th grade. These cuties were designed by Andrew Christian and are called “The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer and Brief.” Oh, I get it, walking around with a piece of plastic in your pants is a new way of flirting? I guess I’m a little slow here.

According to Refinery 29, each pair comes with a “soft hidden cup, sculpted into a penis shape that adds around 2 inches go a guy’s frontal measurement.” The next obvious question to me is, what happens when you’re gettin busy with your girl and she sees you remove your… err… plastic penis thingy? I suppose the same thing that happens when the toilet paper comes out of the bra, right? Things kind of deflate. Hmm… if I was a guy, I think I’d rather rely on what Mother Nature gave me, but hey, what do I know.

If you happen to live in one of my favorite cities in the world, Santa Monica, California, you can zip on over to the Andrew Christian retail store to pick up a pair.

Designer Andrew Christian

[via Geekologie]