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#NYChaos

Help #NYChaos win the #ChevySXSW and keep NY pride alive.

03/11/2010 | By Khayyam Wakil
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I’m sure you’re probably wondering what that all means? No problem, that’s why I’m here to help you understand.
***WE HAVE UNTIL MARCH 10th (THAT’S TODAY) 6pm AUSTIN TEXAS TIME***
Chevrolet has devised an ‘amazing race’ between 8 teams from all over the United States. We all have hashtags to represent our team names, ours is #NYChaos (@bsimi, [...]

The Olympic Book of Five Rings (I)

02/15/2010 | By Khayyam Wakil
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Most eyes were glued to television sets last Friday night. The world’s eyes descended upon Vancouver for the 2010 Winter Olympics that evening. The wait was finally over and all that preparation for the Opening Ceremonies, done. It was time.
Being present for them was something else. I missed it. I was in my office while [...]

WANTED: Your best assets

WANTED: Your Best Assets

02/15/2010 | By Khayyam Wakil
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Now there are some crazy things that I get to see on the internets and this is by far the most lude, interesting and bloody genius execution. American Apparel has set forth a competition to see who submits their best assets. Of course they are voted upon by thousands upon thousands of people.
The brilliant thing [...]

You Venn Some. You Lose Sum.

02/13/2010 | By Khayyam Wakil
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After taking statistics classes for years and years, some of it must have rubbed off on me. Now that I’m actively involved in the internets, my observations in pattern recognition have been ramped to an extraordinary amount. I just love uncovering new ways of analyzing data and fiend for any kind of data visualization or [...]

The Newmoticons

02/13/2010 | By Khayyam Wakil
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I’m sure you’re all well aware of the emoticon. You know the little or the O.o has to be a bit familiar. The first is the west coast emoticon and the latter is more of an eastern style. I’ve been seeing a fair share of methods to express emotion and humor with [...]

Ever heard of bitly.tv? Ya, me neither

12/18/2009 | By Khayyam Wakil
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There’s a new power house in town and their name is bit.ly. Unless you’ve been under a rock for the past year (which equates to 4 years in Twitter years) this is probably the most well known url shortening service to come on the scene. And before you uber nerds start spitting out statistics and [...]

The Muppets Are Back!

The Muppets Are Back!

11/25/2009 | By Khayyam Wakil
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I have to give up some props to Chris Hardwick who is apparently big on the internets. I still don’t know who he is but he does have a really nice website and a top notch logo to represent his @Nerdist brand. You’ve probably seen every website out there jack the video and only the [...]

The most hysterical 2001 Space Odyssey!!

11/24/2009 | By Khayyam Wakil
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Have you ever seen this movie?! Well, if you haven’t you’ve most likely heard the theme to Stanley Kubrick’s famed movie that opened our eyes and imagination. In short, 2001 is a story about evolution. It was created in 1968 when little was known about space exploration.
At the dawn of man, a primitive tribe lives [...]

The Big Bird of Twitter Is?

The Big Bird of Twitter

11/22/2009 | By Khayyam Wakil
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?! Or in this case and story, which came first, the tester or the founder?! Did you ever wonder who the first Twitter account went out to?

With the roll out of the new Tweetie2 application, it now allows you to see what your “membership” number is. For example, [...]

The Force Is Stong With This One

The Force Is Strong With This One!

10/25/2009 | By Khayyam Wakil
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It’s not everyday that someone stops you dead in your tracks and opens your eyes to what has always been there. Often thought as a crazy or part of some cult that initiates their members with Kool Aid and brainwashing (by the way, people who follow me on Twitter, meetings are on Tuesdays and make [...]

When I get that feeling, I want Textual Healing

10/20/2009 | By Khayyam Wakil
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Every now and again we all need some lovin’. And baby, I can’t hold it much longer, it’s getting stronger and stronger. And when I get that feeling, I want Textual Healing. Textual Healing, oh baby makes me feel so fine
Human nature is a diverse collection of emotions and expressions of them. I’ve uncovered a plethora [...]

My other dad is @BillCosby

10/19/2009 | By Khayyam Wakil
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It’s true! <kanye>I’ma let you finish but first I have to say that Heathcliff Huxtable is the best dad of all time!</kanye> Sorry, I just couldn’t resist being a loser, dork and weirdo all in one sentence
Seriously though, I’ve never had a role model quite like Mr. Cosby. Every Thursday the family would [...]

Social Media Douchebag

Perfect Definition of a Social Media Douchebag

10/12/2009 | By Khayyam Wakil
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Well hello! How are you doing?! I’m the perfect definition of a social media douchebag, or so I thought. The following views are my opinions and observations and are no way associated to the fine people at Bit Rebels
And since I am a douchebag, I can spot one a mile away. I’m not [...]