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APPS | 1 Year Ago By Diana Adams

Condom Size: The App That Helps You Find The Perfect Fitting Condom

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Wearing a baggy condom is like wearing a pair of baggy jeans – it’s not a good look. Actually, since I’ll never know what it’s like to wear one of these latex lovelies, I have no idea if that’s true, but it sounds right. I’m happy to say that if you need a little assistance with finding the right condom size, and if you need some condom suggestions for your specific size, now there’s an app for that.

I know that the size of a guy’s winky, johnson, mini-twinkie or whatever you want to call it is a sensitive topic, and you’ll want to know that now your iPhone can help you so nobody else has to know. The Condom Size app basically measures your penis length and girth with a digital measuring tape.

In addition to finding out the correct size condom for you, this app will also tell you how the size of your thingie measures up with the rest of the world, which is information you may or may not want to know. If you’re trying to keep your confidence up, this might not be the kind of app you want to try right before going on a date.

In case you are curious about the stats this app holds, according to Yahoo News, it has calculated that the average penis size in Africa’s Republic of Congo is 7.1 inches, and the average penis size in North Korea is 3.8 inches. Now you know. In order for the Condom Size app to measure you properly, you’ll have to place your thingie on your iPhone itself. Yeah, and now I am reminded of why I don’t borrow other people’s phones for any reason. You may find out something you don’t want to know with this app. Use at your own risk. You can get the Condom Size app on iTunes for ninety-nine cents.

Condom Size iPhone App

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Via: [Huffington Post] [Yahoo News] Header Image Credit: [moviesfca / tumblr]

 
 
 
 
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Author: Diana Adams

Diana has a passion for blogging and has written over 4,000 blog posts. You can usually find Diana working in her home office in Atlanta or sitting in the corner of a downtown Starbucks somewhere with her mobile devices in one hand and a Grande Caramel Macchiato in the other. She loves Star Wars, hot chicken wings, and nice people.

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Brent Wolters

February 1st, 2013

Condoms. Never ever big enough…

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